Match Reports
Official summaries compiled after telemetry review and emotional cooldown.
| Date | Fixture | Venue | Result | Report | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025-12-27 | Rustmouth United vs Basel Microforge | Toronto, Ontario | 3–1 | Read | Final |
| 2025-12-27 | UnderTable FC vs San Jose Screws | Toronto, Ontario | 2–1 | Read | Final |
| 2025-12-20 | Rustmouth United vs UnderTable FC | Belfast, Northern Ireland | 1–2 | Read | Final |
| 2025-12-20 | San Jose Screws vs Basel Microforge | Belfast, Northern Ireland | 0–2 | Read | Final |
| 2025-12-13 | Rustmouth United vs San Jose Screws | Montreal, Quebec | 1–3 | Read | Final |
| 2025-12-13 | Basel Microforge vs UnderTable FC | Montreal, Quebec | 0–3 | Read | Final |
| 2025-12-06 | Rustmouth United vs Basel Microforge | Leeds, England | 0–2 | Read | Final |
| 2025-12-06 | UnderTable FC vs San Jose Screws | Leeds, England | 0–3 | Read | Final |
| 2025-11-29 | Rustmouth United vs UnderTable FC | Ottawa, Ontario | 1–0 | Read | Final |
| 2025-11-29 | San Jose Screws vs Basel Microforge | Ottawa, Ontario | 2–0 | Read | Final |
| 2025-11-22 | Rustmouth United vs San Jose Screws | Newcastle, England | 2–0 | Read | Final |
| 2025-11-22 | Basel Microforge vs UnderTable FC | Newcastle, England | 0–3 | Read | Final |
| 2025-11-15 | Rustmouth United vs Basel Microforge | Calgary, Alberta | 1–0 | Read | Final |
| 2025-11-15 | UnderTable FC vs San Jose Screws | Calgary, Alberta | 1–0 | Read | Final |
| 2025-11-08 | Rustmouth United vs UnderTable FC | Glasgow, Scotland | 0–2 | Read | Final |
| 2025-11-08 | San Jose Screws vs Basel Microforge | Glasgow, Scotland | 3–2 | Read | Final |
| 2025-11-01 | Rustmouth United vs San Jose Screws | Toronto, Ontario | 2–1 | Read | Final |
| 2025-11-01 | Basel Microforge vs UnderTable FC | Toronto, Ontario | 0–0 | Read | Final |
| 2025-10-25 | Rustmouth United vs Basel Microforge | Cardiff, Wales | 0–1 | Read | Final |
| 2025-10-25 | UnderTable FC vs San Jose Screws | Cardiff, Wales | 0–0 | Read | Final |
| 2025-10-18 | Rustmouth United vs UnderTable FC | Calgary, Alberta | 1–0 | Read | Final |
| 2025-10-18 | San Jose Screws vs Basel Microforge | Calgary, Alberta | 3–1 | Read | Final |
| 2025-10-11 | Rustmouth United vs San Jose Screws | Glasgow, Scotland | 2–0 | Read | Final |
| 2025-10-11 | Basel Microforge vs UnderTable FC | Glasgow, Scotland | 3–0 | Read | Final |
| 2025-10-04 | Rustmouth United vs Basel Microforge | Quebec City, Quebec | 0–1 | Read | Final |
| 2025-10-04 | UnderTable FC vs San Jose Screws | Quebec City, Quebec | 1–1 | Read | Final |
| 2025-09-27 | Rustmouth United vs UnderTable FC | Cardiff, Wales | 0–3 | Read | Final |
| 2025-09-27 | San Jose Screws vs Basel Microforge | Cardiff, Wales | 3–2 | Read | Final |
| 2025-09-20 | Rustmouth United vs San Jose Screws | Edmonton, Alberta | 3–2 | Read | Final |
| 2025-09-20 | Basel Microforge vs UnderTable FC | Edmonton, Alberta | 0–1 | Read | Final |
Reports are subject to appeal and post-match embarrassment review.