Schedule — Season 2025
Fixtures every Saturday (Sep–Dec), rotating across approved venues in the UK and Canada.
Seasons: 2020 · 2021 · 2022 · 2023 · 2024 · 2025
| Date | Kickoff | Fixture | Venue | Result | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025-09-06 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs UnderTable FC | Toronto, Ontario | 1–3 | Match narrative · Calibration window extended. |
| 2025-09-06 | 14:00 | San Jose Screws vs Basel Microforge | Toronto, Ontario | 2–0 | Match narrative · Audible sigh recorded by officials. |
| 2025-09-13 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs Basel Microforge | Cardiff, Wales | 2–2 | Match narrative · Lint event logged; play continued. |
| 2025-09-13 | 14:00 | UnderTable FC vs San Jose Screws | Cardiff, Wales | 0–0 | Match narrative · Calibration window extended. |
| 2025-09-20 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs San Jose Screws | Edmonton, Alberta | 3–2 | Match narrative · Lint event logged; play continued. |
| 2025-09-20 | 14:00 | Basel Microforge vs UnderTable FC | Edmonton, Alberta | 0–1 | Match narrative · Venue protocol invoked (pet proximity). |
| 2025-09-27 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs UnderTable FC | Cardiff, Wales | 0–3 | Match narrative · Venue protocol invoked (pet proximity). |
| 2025-09-27 | 14:00 | San Jose Screws vs Basel Microforge | Cardiff, Wales | 3–2 | Match narrative · Referee communications escalated. |
| 2025-10-04 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs Basel Microforge | Quebec City, Quebec | 0–1 | Match narrative · Unplanned pause (existential). |
| 2025-10-04 | 14:00 | UnderTable FC vs San Jose Screws | Quebec City, Quebec | 1–1 | Match narrative · Battery conduct deemed acceptable. |
| 2025-10-11 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs San Jose Screws | Glasgow, Scotland | 2–0 | Match narrative · Referee communications escalated. |
| 2025-10-11 | 14:00 | Basel Microforge vs UnderTable FC | Glasgow, Scotland | 3–0 | Match narrative · Edge call reviewed post-match. |
| 2025-10-18 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs UnderTable FC | Calgary, Alberta | 1–0 | Match narrative · Venue protocol invoked (pet proximity). |
| 2025-10-18 | 14:00 | San Jose Screws vs Basel Microforge | Calgary, Alberta | 3–1 | Match narrative · Lint event logged; play continued. |
| 2025-10-25 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs Basel Microforge | Cardiff, Wales | 0–1 | Match narrative · Edge call reviewed post-match. |
| 2025-10-25 | 14:00 | UnderTable FC vs San Jose Screws | Cardiff, Wales | 0–0 | Match narrative · Unplanned pause (existential). |
| 2025-11-01 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs San Jose Screws | Toronto, Ontario | 2–1 | Match narrative · Venue protocol invoked (pet proximity). |
| 2025-11-01 | 14:00 | Basel Microforge vs UnderTable FC | Toronto, Ontario | 0–0 | Match narrative · Battery conduct deemed acceptable. |
| 2025-11-08 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs UnderTable FC | Glasgow, Scotland | 0–2 | Match narrative · Lint event logged; play continued. |
| 2025-11-08 | 14:00 | San Jose Screws vs Basel Microforge | Glasgow, Scotland | 3–2 | Match narrative · Edge call reviewed post-match. |
| 2025-11-15 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs Basel Microforge | Calgary, Alberta | 1–0 | Match narrative · Referee communications escalated. |
| 2025-11-15 | 14:00 | UnderTable FC vs San Jose Screws | Calgary, Alberta | 1–0 | Match narrative · Lint event logged; play continued. |
| 2025-11-22 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs San Jose Screws | Newcastle, England | 2–0 | Match narrative · Calibration window extended. |
| 2025-11-22 | 14:00 | Basel Microforge vs UnderTable FC | Newcastle, England | 0–3 | Match narrative · Audible sigh recorded by officials. |
| 2025-11-29 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs UnderTable FC | Ottawa, Ontario | 1–0 | Match narrative · Venue protocol invoked (pet proximity). |
| 2025-11-29 | 14:00 | San Jose Screws vs Basel Microforge | Ottawa, Ontario | 2–0 | Match narrative · Calibration window extended. |
| 2025-12-06 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs Basel Microforge | Leeds, England | 0–2 | Match narrative · Venue protocol invoked (pet proximity). |
| 2025-12-06 | 14:00 | UnderTable FC vs San Jose Screws | Leeds, England | 0–3 | Match narrative · Referee communications escalated. |
| 2025-12-13 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs San Jose Screws | Montreal, Quebec | 1–3 | Match narrative · Unplanned pause (existential). |
| 2025-12-13 | 14:00 | Basel Microforge vs UnderTable FC | Montreal, Quebec | 0–3 | Match narrative · Battery conduct deemed acceptable. |
| 2025-12-20 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs UnderTable FC | Belfast, Northern Ireland | 1–2 | Match narrative · Venue protocol invoked (pet proximity). |
| 2025-12-20 | 14:00 | San Jose Screws vs Basel Microforge | Belfast, Northern Ireland | 0–2 | Match narrative · Audible sigh recorded by officials. |
| 2025-12-27 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs Basel Microforge | Toronto, Ontario | 3–1 | Match narrative · Battery conduct deemed acceptable. |
| 2025-12-27 | 14:00 | UnderTable FC vs San Jose Screws | Toronto, Ontario | 2–1 | Match narrative · Venue protocol invoked (pet proximity). |