Schedule — Season 2024
Fixtures every Saturday (Sep–Dec), rotating across approved venues in the UK and Canada.
Seasons: 2020 · 2021 · 2022 · 2023 · 2024 · 2025
| Date | Kickoff | Fixture | Venue | Result | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2024-09-07 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs UnderTable FC | Glasgow, Scotland | 2–1 | Match narrative · Referee communications escalated. |
| 2024-09-07 | 14:00 | San Jose Screws vs Basel Microforge | Glasgow, Scotland | 1–0 | Match narrative · Audible sigh recorded by officials. |
| 2024-09-14 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs Basel Microforge | Vancouver, British Columbia | 0–0 | Match narrative · Calibration window extended. |
| 2024-09-14 | 14:00 | UnderTable FC vs San Jose Screws | Vancouver, British Columbia | 1–0 | Match narrative · Referee communications escalated. |
| 2024-09-21 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs San Jose Screws | Glasgow, Scotland | 0–1 | Match narrative · Audible sigh recorded by officials. |
| 2024-09-21 | 14:00 | Basel Microforge vs UnderTable FC | Glasgow, Scotland | 2–1 | Match narrative · Calibration window extended. |
| 2024-09-28 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs UnderTable FC | Calgary, Alberta | 0–2 | Match narrative · Audible sigh recorded by officials. |
| 2024-09-28 | 14:00 | San Jose Screws vs Basel Microforge | Calgary, Alberta | 0–0 | Match narrative · Edge call reviewed post-match. |
| 2024-10-05 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs Basel Microforge | London, England | 3–3 | Match narrative · Referee communications escalated. |
| 2024-10-05 | 14:00 | UnderTable FC vs San Jose Screws | London, England | 2–1 | Match narrative · Venue protocol invoked (pet proximity). |
| 2024-10-12 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs San Jose Screws | Winnipeg, Manitoba | 0–0 | Match narrative · Battery conduct deemed acceptable. |
| 2024-10-12 | 14:00 | Basel Microforge vs UnderTable FC | Winnipeg, Manitoba | 3–1 | Match narrative · Venue protocol invoked (pet proximity). |
| 2024-10-19 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs UnderTable FC | Glasgow, Scotland | 2–3 | Match narrative · Calibration window extended. |
| 2024-10-19 | 14:00 | San Jose Screws vs Basel Microforge | Glasgow, Scotland | 1–3 | Match narrative · Venue protocol invoked (pet proximity). |
| 2024-10-26 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs Basel Microforge | Toronto, Ontario | 0–1 | Match narrative · Audible sigh recorded by officials. |
| 2024-10-26 | 14:00 | UnderTable FC vs San Jose Screws | Toronto, Ontario | 1–0 | Match narrative · Lint event logged; play continued. |
| 2024-11-02 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs San Jose Screws | Belfast, Northern Ireland | 1–1 | Match narrative · Calibration window extended. |
| 2024-11-02 | 14:00 | Basel Microforge vs UnderTable FC | Belfast, Northern Ireland | 2–2 | Match narrative · Venue protocol invoked (pet proximity). |
| 2024-11-09 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs UnderTable FC | Edmonton, Alberta | 0–3 | Match narrative · Calibration window extended. |
| 2024-11-09 | 14:00 | San Jose Screws vs Basel Microforge | Edmonton, Alberta | 2–1 | Match narrative · Venue protocol invoked (pet proximity). |
| 2024-11-16 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs Basel Microforge | Bristol, England | 3–0 | Match narrative · Battery conduct deemed acceptable. |
| 2024-11-16 | 14:00 | UnderTable FC vs San Jose Screws | Bristol, England | 1–0 | Match narrative · Venue protocol invoked (pet proximity). |
| 2024-11-23 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs San Jose Screws | Vancouver, British Columbia | 3–2 | Match narrative · Battery conduct deemed acceptable. |
| 2024-11-23 | 14:00 | Basel Microforge vs UnderTable FC | Vancouver, British Columbia | 3–0 | Match narrative · Edge call reviewed post-match. |
| 2024-11-30 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs UnderTable FC | Leeds, England | 3–2 | Match narrative · Lint event logged; play continued. |
| 2024-11-30 | 14:00 | San Jose Screws vs Basel Microforge | Leeds, England | 0–3 | Match narrative · Calibration window extended. |
| 2024-12-07 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs Basel Microforge | Winnipeg, Manitoba | 0–3 | Match narrative · Edge call reviewed post-match. |
| 2024-12-07 | 14:00 | UnderTable FC vs San Jose Screws | Winnipeg, Manitoba | 0–3 | Match narrative · Unplanned pause (existential). |
| 2024-12-14 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs San Jose Screws | Newcastle, England | 1–3 | Match narrative · Venue protocol invoked (pet proximity). |
| 2024-12-14 | 14:00 | Basel Microforge vs UnderTable FC | Newcastle, England | 3–1 | Match narrative · Battery conduct deemed acceptable. |
| 2024-12-21 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs UnderTable FC | Vancouver, British Columbia | 1–2 | Match narrative · Edge call reviewed post-match. |
| 2024-12-21 | 14:00 | San Jose Screws vs Basel Microforge | Vancouver, British Columbia | 0–3 | Match narrative · Referee communications escalated. |
| 2024-12-28 | 12:00 | Rustmouth United vs Basel Microforge | Cardiff, Wales | 1–3 | Match narrative · Unplanned pause (existential). |
| 2024-12-28 | 14:00 | UnderTable FC vs San Jose Screws | Cardiff, Wales | 1–2 | Match narrative · Referee communications escalated. |