Standings — Season 2025
Provisional pending review of logs, telemetry, and the official Referee Beep Transcript.
Seasons: 2020 · 2021 · 2022 · 2023 · 2024 · 2025
| Pos | Club | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | MF | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | UnderTable FC | 17 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 21 | 12 | 27 | 31 |
| 2 | Rustmouth United | 17 | 8 | 1 | 8 | 20 | 23 | 27 | 25 |
| 3 | San Jose Screws | 17 | 7 | 3 | 7 | 24 | 21 | 22 | 24 |
| 4 | Basel Microforge | 17 | 5 | 2 | 10 | 17 | 26 | 28 | 17 |
MF = Malfunctions (wheel lock, sensor confusion, unplanned spiritual pauses).